Chicken Whisperer: for the person who talks to the hens and swears they answer.
A dry, deadpan design built for backyard flock keepers, with lettering that gets the joke across without explaining it. Clean, bold shapes in muted farm tones, easy to read and easy to wear. No cartoon nonsense, just the humour of someone who knows exactly how much personality a chicken has.
For egg collectors, coop builders, first-time hen owners and anyone who has named every bird in the run. If your neighbours have started asking why you are out there talking again, this one is for you.